Ok, you orders your Latte, and the inevitable question arises:
"Drink in, or drink out?"
Now, initial confusion arises here, because you get charged more for drinking in... BUT what about the seatage just outside? Is that classed as drinking in (as the table & chairs are part of the cafe), or drinking out (as the tables and chairs are outside)?
And to confuse me even more, the one in the Castley Mall has an outdoors indoors!! There is seatage outside the coffe house, yet it's inside the mall!!
In effect, this is inside, outside, on the inside.
And if you get charged more for drinking inside, then the double inside should, in effect, cancel each other out, with the outside resulting in a discount.
And did I get a discount?
Did I buggery sod as like!
Just a pint pot of Dark Cherry Mocha, which is apparently the color of some birds skin, who's into superstition (black cats and voodoo dolls and suchlike).
And how come in the coffe shop it's Mokka, yet Rikki Lake pronounces it Moaker, so that it rhymes with Loca.
Which is Espaniary for The Locomotion, popularised by Kylie and turned into some gyratory sensual spanish frolic by Chris Martin.
And I'm sure Gwynneth Poltroon would have something to say about her talentless husband covering The Minogue.
Her lips are devil red
And her skin is the color Mocha (pronounced Mokka)
Cold play should be sent
Into Davey Jones Locker With all their albums so they can't assault our ear'oles with the aural torture they try and pass off as music
You probably can't tell, but I fecking well loathe Coldplay...
Look at the stars
See how they shine f'or you
And all the things you do
They were all yellow bollocks...
