Showing posts with label Slimelite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Slimelite. Show all posts

Saturday, 21 December 2013

[combi]Christ On A Bike...

No set list for this gig, mainly because I don't know much by them.

I believe the three bands were, in order, Das Krapital, Resident DJs, and then CombiChrist.

The middle turn was memorable not by being the Slimelight DJs in concert, but that the bloke on the pewter on the right was that bloke out of Man Vs Food!

No he wasn't Xym - he just looked like him!

Yeah, whatevs! Anyhoo, this band only seemed to have one track. And that went "Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch [pause] Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch [shout something] Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch [shout samething again] Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch Dudsch  etc

Combichrist were OK, actually. A bit shouty for my taste, and their hardcore fans are... immovable. 300 people max? I expect they exceeded that by almost double!

Anyhoo Slimes was cool. Many, many Pretties, a ball pit. a couple of hours with the Mardy Otters on t'middle floor with much illumination and a UV Pretty, a break to watch Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome admiring many a Pretty in a short skirt, belt, no - may as well be a shoelace round their waist going up the stairs, and a couple of hours in the trad goth fog, afore a last hour in the bar ogling up a few Pretties (and one particular one with HUGE mahoosive.... lashes!).

A really fab night!!

Wednesday, 3 April 2013

All at once...

Would you Adnams and Eve it!

Message comes through:

"It's me birthday! Who wants to celebrate with me at Slimelite on Sat?"

Well, I have nothing else on this weekend - why not! Gimme the times and shizzle, and I'll look into trains. Oooooh - £8 there, £12 back! 20 squid for a night out in Londinium! Ok, I'll book that then.

OK, booked! Yay, I'm off to Lon-don, to buy Heat Magazine...

PING!

Ah, someone's texting me! A rareness indeed!

"Xym! It's the missus' birthday! You coming down The WhatACunt on Sat?"

Buggery Fucksticks! The second I commit to something, I gets a conflicting invite to someone else. How rare to be invited out... and it's a Birthday Clash!

Oh well, just have to celebrate one babes birthday in Londiunium this week, and get the other out for a belated birthday bash at ShitPloppin' next week!