I think that quote sums up the 'Quality' of E4's latest 'drama'!
Oh the irony of brain dead zombies at the Pig Botherer eviction...
...being eaten by brain dead zombies!
Dear oh dear oh dear....
Of course, not many would turn their noses up at munching on McCall, but I'd rather not have her reanimating and biting me neck to death!
"You've got 30 seconds to say your goodbyes - I'm coming to get you Barbara... and rip yer throat out in some lesbic necking scene."
An' suchlike.
Trouble is, you can't tell if she's a deadite or not, coz she's always gurning at the camera! Even before Zombification her facial expressions make you think she's about to dive out the telly and feast on yer flesh.
Although that's more of a fantasy of Davina diving on your down below in the 30 minute wait before the evictee leaves the house.
And how come Zombies can run as swift as the elk, bringing down their prey in supersonic speed, yet some lone chavvy gornstress is the only one who can easily out-run them like some Bionic Woman? And just why would you leave the safety of a building to risks the hordes of the undead... assuming 3 counts as a horde, with all the others presumably gone home to watch the late night movie, with a Domino's Brain Pizza (four unique meats, from selected parts of the body!)
Noooooooooo! There's 4 more episodes of this drudgery to go - oh well, at least Simon Quinlanc's in The House!
Perhaps he can fend off them undead with some weak lemon drink!
