There's a popliar MEME of that SimpsonyFuturamaryFamilyguyary bloke waving wads of cash about shouting "Shut Up And Take My Money!"
I can't even give money away, me!
And today is the final insult!
So, recently a few friends have been somewhat strapped for cash. I had a tax rebate off my redundancy. I offered to help some people out. People won't accept the help.
But then one of my Prettiest Ultimate Pretties saw a dress she was after. A mighty fine dress reduced in a sale. A dress ideal for her, but she had no monies. So I offered to get for her as a belated birthday present.
And once more, I was not allowed to lavish my cash on a lovely lady!
And it wasn't even a pervy dress, like a French Maids outfit or anything! A gorgeous, sensible dress she'd look absolutely stunning in!
Now, everyone knows how useless Xym is with Teh Pretties - I thought it was bad enough before, but oh, the shame and embarassment.
I can't even get a woman into a dress, let alone out of one...
Oh woe and wail and misery!
