Honestly, how gullible are some people?
You KNOW what today is. You KNOW Pretties take a strong disliking to The Xym. But still...
I put up this Farceburk status:
Off to Vue after BoxFit tonight for first date with new Pretty... hope she doesn't get TOO jealous of HBC!
And it got several Likes, Congratulations, and Word Of Advice...
Oh dear.
I's been single now for xx years, and people suddenly think that on April Fool's Day, of all days, some form of Miracle will occur, and some poor misguided Pretty will consent to escorting Xym end up out on a date. Let alone taking a Pretty for a romantic evening of perving over Helena Bonham-Carter whilst drenched in pheremonal boxing BO.
Some people will fall for anything.
Except Xym, that is...
On the plus side, my tip top hot-to-trot favouritest phwoarsomest Pretty of all sent me this:
As long as I don't die of Awesomeness, and a select few of my Harem, I can live with mephobia!
