I just don't think Xym understands...

Nooooooo! Make it stop!

Now, if you were a Space Monster abducting hillbillies in the forest, the last thing you want is to beam up a rapper & Billy Ray Cyrus.

Let alone force them to privately perform the crapfest that is "Achey Brakey Heart 2" with Billy Ray looking like Snake Plissken in shades.

No, you'd mutilate the alleged "musicians" by eating half their face off, ripping their knackers out, and dropping them on bemused farmers farms with the rest of the cattle.

Or abduct Miley Cyrus instead, Wrecking yer Balls with inter-species sexual experimentation (with a dose of intergalactic Rohypnol for the Betty & Barney Hill hypnotic recall later).

If anything's going to start The War Of The Worlds on Independence Day during First Contact, it's being subjected to this example of our cultural excellence. If I was on the Sulaco listening to this, I'd nuke Kentucky from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

Choctor Poo...

Blimey - some peoples will sell anything!

Chocolate Starfishies!

Yes, actual chocolate Starfishies, from "a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves"

Say whaaaaaaat? Where the feck do you find a professional sphincter model? OK, I saw a documentary a while back where Lisa Rogers out of Scrapheap Challenge had a mould of her minge made and hung on a wall, but sticking plaster of paris up yer poop chute for chocolate?

The mind veritably boggles!

If you thought cuntcakes and japanese twatflap cake was bad enough, they've taken a mould of some pretties asshole, and cast it in chocolate!

I've seen chocolate hob-nobs and nipples in the Adult section of Novelty Shops in Great Y'ha-n'thlei, but butthole delicacies I have never seen before.

And now, you too can virtually rim a Pretties dirtbox, as depicted by this salivating sexy siren suggestively sampling a sphincter sweetie:

Now that's what I call a Yeast Infection...

They say a picture speaks a thousands words.

In this instance, those are a repetition of Labia Loaf! Minge muffin! Box bread! And diverse other bread based genitalia variants thereof: