Chocolate Starfishies!
Yes, actual chocolate Starfishies, from "a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves"
Say whaaaaaaat? Where the feck do you find a professional sphincter model? OK, I saw a documentary a while back where Lisa Rogers out of Scrapheap Challenge had a mould of her minge made and hung on a wall, but sticking plaster of paris up yer poop chute for chocolate?
The mind veritably boggles!
If you thought cuntcakes and japanese twatflap cake was bad enough, they've taken a mould of some pretties asshole, and cast it in chocolate!
I've seen chocolate hob-nobs and nipples in the Adult section of Novelty Shops in Great Y'ha-n'thlei, but butthole delicacies I have never seen before.
And now, you too can virtually rim a Pretties dirtbox, as depicted by this salivating sexy siren suggestively sampling a sphincter sweetie:
