You know when you're walking through Chav'll Thieve Gardens and you come across the abandoned detrius of unwanted rubbish?
Such as an invalided relative who's been dumped in the park coz they're too much hassle and making you pay too much Council Tax.
Which is stupid, coz chucking out your wheelchair bound Davros means their bedroom's now available, and you have to pay millions in Bedroom Tax.
But depositing the disabled in the wintery climes of the sunny park is a bit too far to walk, so you just leave them in the entrance walkway. Half way down. Facing the low stone wall.
Still, better than the pair of dumbass bitches who wandered over to Chav'll Thieve Gardens, then stood in the entrance gateway with a bike held across the opening like a gate, blocking all ingress & egress.
Grrrr.
But all that depressive gormstery was blown from the mind, on leaving the park and seeing a Johnny Depp lookylikey opposite waiting to cross!
You know, one of them blokes who's friend has mentioned in passing "oooh, you look ever so slightly like Johnny Depp!" and they go all out to mimic the facial furniture and attire.
Which sorta fails when they are a diminutive 4ft 6in high.
Wearing a Dappy-Out-Of-NDubz hat like a twat. A twat like Dappy in that twatty hat, but trying to flaunt the Depp 'look' underneath. Imagine, Cap'n Jack Sparrow with his bandana replaced by that fucking wooly hat with the dangly furry bollocks.
