But as I wandered past The Playhouse, I had a brilliant brainwave!
Everyone loves the music of Michael Jackson.
Everyone loves the music of The Shamen.
Why not form an Acidic Ravey Wacky Baccy Jackie tribute act called...
...
...wait for it...
...
...you ready...
...
...THE SHA'MONE (muthaluvva)!
"♫Jesus Loves Amerika, but I don't love neither♫?". Ha, more like "♫Jesus juice in Neverland, but I don't like pædos♫"!
"♫Es are good, Es are good, 'e's Ebeneezer Goode♫"? "♫Billy Jean, Billy Jean, 'er name is Billy Jean♫"
Although L.S.I. combined with Beat It could well end up a bit of a 50 Shades Of Grey wanky subtext:
"♫Your L.S.I. is all that I desire, just whip out your meat and beat it!♫"
On second thoughts, perhaps not...
But The Sha'mone sounds so cool - perhaps I'll just perform Shamen songs in the style of MJ with associated costume and dance style...
♫ Activate the rhythm,
The rhythm that has always been within yee-hee
Yeaow!
Sha'mone!
Boss Drum motivating rhythm of life
With a cultural revival, this is survival
Hoo!
Natural magical patterns of percussion
Is the discussion, so listen up close
Yee-hee!
Let it connect you to the powers that be
With healing rhythmic synergy
Woo!
Techno tribal and positively primal
Shamanic anarchistic archaic revival ♫
[cratch grab, tilt hat, spin, kick, thrust groin]
Yeah, that'll work...
