Whilst bewailing our job situation, we meandered down to one of them there Employment Agencies, and this was in the display outside:
Not a human assistant, an aminal assistant! And a large one at that!
And if they can't get a great big aminal, they want a "stock person".
And just who is the stock person? As everyone knows off the telly, it's Marco Pierre White.
Who not only made Gordon Ramsey burst into tears like a baby girl denied a Barbie and glittery cake, but he's now the Knorr Whore, flogging their dissolving jellyfied stock blobs.
And what it Marco also known as? The Great White Shark!
A larger aminal indeed!
So what chance has I gots of findings a job, when they want the dark, menacing brooding Marco for sick squid an hour? More chance of finding a jobby, if you ask me :(
