Wednesday, 18 February 2015

Awexym apologies...

cor luv a duck, strike a light, throw me dahn the ole apple and pears and call me Ishmael, is it really 5 months since I last bothered you lot?

Well crikey!

I has been, like, all dead busy and stuffs. Not to mention being too awexym for words.  I has a plethora of draft blogs a-breezing in the archival cellar of cyberwurlde, and at some point I'll get around to titting about with them and getting them online.

So what has you misseded?

Pretties! Xmas! Neffage! Giggery! Cinematicals and Televisuals! Musical escapades! Survival of multiple assassination attempts! The luring of lesbos away from labia! Being a flange magnet in general. Accruing more and more Pretties into my harem of hotties!

But more on that in future bobbins bloggery!

For I is BACK and bringing my awexymness back unto ye blogge!

Well, if I gets time...