Ooooh, who's that pillar of Awexymness on the door?
It's your welcoming slim trim Xym!
What other clubnight has a doorbloke who dances to welcome you in?
Don't he look fab!
We had complaints though. COMPLAINTS! Complaints from those (allegedly) enamoured of Xym that Xym was confined to a corner, A God In His Own Alcove, and not dancing with Pretties on the dance floor.
Mayhap this will be rectified on May 9th? Or is it better to leave him on the door to get people in the mood...