There's one of them twatarse chainstatuses constantly cropping up on my facebook deed:
"What three words describe you"
And everyone's putting trite cutesy bobbins, like:
"Loving, Caring, Sharing". Urgh.
or "Honest, Trustworthy, Loyal" (which make I laff when I see it's someone known to be Dishonest, Untrustworthy, Disloyal and deserving of a place on the Jeremy Kyle Show for utter fucktardery).
Me?
I just say what I am:
Absolutely fucking awesome.
And you'd be hard pressed to find anyone to disagree with THAT!!
