It's Christmas Eve Eve Eve, and what better festive fare for the eyes than Xmas specials on the tellybox.
And what yuletide treats are in store for us today?
"The Quest For The Holy Foreskin"
Ah, I remember it well from the Nativity at Primary School. The story of the Three Wise Men giving the Baby Jesus the Saturnalian Snip of the tip.
That's what everyone needs to get into the Christmas Spirit - a hunt for the discarded mummified todger flesh of the Lord. The hunt for the prepuce from the prophet's phallus. .
Who needs The Snowman? Gremlins? Rare Exports? Nightmare Before Christmas? Scrooge? The Muppet's Christmas Carol? Bah humbug.
Nothing bring the message of Christmas home than a scrotal scientist hunting for the offcuts of genital mutilation.
Sod the turkey - serve up some leathery cockskin for Xmas lunch!
I think I need to find a job as a telly ideas man - next year, I think I shall suggest "The Mystery Of Mary Magdalene's Minge Merkin - Muff Hunter Xym is sent on an archæological expedition to recover the long-lost quimrug relic revered by religious types."
Yeah, that'll work.
Search for the holy foreskin indeed!
