Dagnimmitynammit!
It's Dec 6th and Go To Work Nude Day, and The Rustmobile is broke!
I'm stuck in Catton Stuck waiting on an alternator being fitted, which means I can't get to The City...
... therefore missing out on my Starbucks Serving Wenches & HMV Babes all nudified :(.
There'd better be hot Tavern Slatterns baring all behind the bar in The Wildman & Whatacunt t'neet!!