Wow! Xym's a celebrititty!
It would appear that everyone's favourite pop tart, Beyoncé Knowles (star of DIY SOS and National Lottery Who Dares Wins) had written a song for The Xym!
A love song at that!
It's called XO, which as y'all know is the initials of... why, no-one else in the whole world apart from your very own Xymon Owain!
I've been invited to dinner by Kelis, but no top celeb has ever written a song for ME before!
Apparently, she's got into trub about it. Seems she's sampled the Challenge Anneka disaster in honour of one of my teen crushes. I thought it was Treasure Hunt where she ripped her pants open and the chopper handler had to cellotape her arse on camera, but what do I know!
Nothing, it seems, for XO is also txtspk for Kisshug, so OXOXOXOXO is hug, snog, hug, snog, hug, snog, hug, snog, hug.
And there was me thinking it meant "I wants lots of gravy". Love gravy that is. Off that Smegma Bellendcheese.
No, not Smegma Bellendcheese, Lynda Bellendham of course!
[EDIT] Crikey, the filth on telly these days! Never mind Lynda Bellendham's hugkisshug lurve gravy, fanny battered vaginisms have crept into the New Year family movie. Stuart Little is on whilst I get ready, and the cat has just asked Stuart to "read my furry pink lips"!
The last person who famously "read the furry pink lips of her pussy" was deafblind political activist Helen Keller, and that's how she discovered mass debating.
possibly. or not. as the case may (or may not) be. probably. or something. perhaps.
