WTF is wrong with them there Young Folk Of Today?
For days now, my FaceBookake feed has been wittering on about Necnomination. or Neknomination. or Necknomination. or something.
From what I could gather, it seems (a) there is no consistency in how this activity is spelt, (b) everyone's pissed off with it on their Facebook like them dumbass Zimbio quizzes and (c) no-one actually explains what it is.
Do they know what it is? It's just mentioned in vague terms of something really annoying. Necnomination... NECnomination... nominate a corpse for some award? Fittest worm food with an acceptable maggoty minge? The Brit Award Deathtime DeComposer Award? What?!?!
So I finally got intrigued enough to look it up.
It's Neck-Nomination. Neck a pint, do something stupid, then nominate someone to do the same.
So... basically your every weekend night out clubbing.
But with just one pint!
Oh, them inventive, reckless teens of today, with their rebellious innovative ways. Imagine - having a singularity of inebriation and doing something foolish.
No wonder them baby faced kiddies down The Whatacunt on a Saturday Night look up to us old fogies - after all, we neck pluralites of pints, copious quantitties of cocktails, and strange, esoteric beverages of a neon hue from goldfish bowls. Often doing something extremely foolish after.
"Ermagherd rite, ai, like, well downed a pint, yeah, then, yeah, ai like, y'know, did something. Swear down man, for realz. Seriously, like, it was, like, lolz, ya gits me? So, I, likes, nominates YOU to, like, neck a pint, yeah, then, like, do something. At the end of the day, yeah, like if yez cannae neck it, you're well meh. and a chubber spamhead. or sahmfink, yeah?"
Necnomination my arse!
(Please don't Neknominate my arse - I have no desire for a pint of Glitter Bomb enema before doing something stupid. Such as having a pint of Glitter Bomb enema in the first place. Or panning your poo for Goldschläger nuggets like Tinpans trying to raise funds to stop LaHood building a railroad through their ShantyTown by the creek by sieving their shit. Thar be gold in them thar manuretains)
