It's a friends Forty-Tenth birthday party tonight, and I made arrangements with another attendee, who is a personal fitness instructor, to make arrangements for starting a fitness plan.
Ha ha ha ha!
Imagine! Xym. Exercising!
And now it's public, I can't back out.
With any luck, they won't turn up, or be engrossed with other people, so I can continue to gorge on chocolate and crisp pies with coke all day whilst watching Jeremy Kyle whilst laying on the sofa.
The very thought of a fitness regime...
...well, if it kills me, y'all know my funeral songs:
Fields of the Nephilim - Psychonaut
Fields of the Nephilim - Last Exit For The Lost
Fields of the Nephilim - Mourning Sun.
If necessary, Psychonaut can be dropped, but LEFTL & MS are essential.
