What is it with people these days?
What's worse:
● A cunt being a cunt; or
● A person asking a question, not getting the answer they want, THEN being cunt?
Case in point: Last week we were in The Owl Sanctuary, and some drunken bumbling fuckwit falls onto us and grips the empty chair.
Drunk Gobshite: "Excushe me mate, ish thish sheat free?"
Me: "Sorry, it's taken. They're just having a fag."
Inebriated cockwind:" OK, Cool."
And he walks off with the chair!
And today, sat in Starbucks¹ (no S♥phie - boo :( BUT Chl♥e has gone from White Hair [win] to Bright Red Hair [Epic Win with extra ♥♥♥!]), where I expect several other caffeine compatriots to join me. So, I gets a table in the ærie, when two foreigners arrive.
Not-So-Loving Couple: "Excusings, we may have the joining you seating please?"
Me: "Sorry, they're taken. I'm expecting the others to arrive any moment."
Sour-faced Bint & Misery Man:" OK, Cool."
And they plonk themselves down anyway!
Now, I'd be annoyed if they'd just helped themselves to basking in my presence without asking first - but to ask first and then disregard my response... well, that just pisses me off even more!
AND they had obviously just split up. She's almost in tears, being abrupt with him, wanting nowt to do woth him, and chewing a wasp. He's hovering, petting, touching, haltingly whispering pleadingly at her, and dragging the atmos right down!
Perhaps next time, I'll make it more obvious:
The Next ClitHood Smegma Scrape: "Can I take this chair, or sit here?"
Me: "NO! THERE'S A REASON WE'VE ALREADY CLAIMED IT. NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU PISS MIDGETED PISS-STREAM!"
BanjoString Cockcheese "OK, Cool."
And if they proceed to take the chair/sit down anyway...
Me: "OI! WHAT PART OF NO DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT A PUNCH IN THE TITS. PUT THE CHAIR BACK AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY...!"
Grrrrrr!
¹ APOLOGIES TO MY TOPPEST OF TOP PRETTIES, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST! AT LEAST IT WASN'T A GMO PUMPKIN LATTÉ.
