Cum! How to? With some cream!
Canniston and vasaline!
guaranteed to make you writhe!
Wanna bite?
The press is ever so misleading these days. I was persuaded to see a comedy/horror movie about vagina dentata. Now, not having seen the lion king, I was unsure of what to expect. I do know, however, that 'Vagina Dentata' was a song released by Teabag and Poobra.
So, imagine my surprise when it certainly wasn't a warthogs tusks doing the chomping!
However, this film is about as subtle as a brick. Talk about framing and symbolism!
Any excuse for a stalagtited cavernous opening, or an opening in the trees. Not to mention a host of excruciating double entendres. It's simulcrums left right and centre as victims of vagicide literally get crabs.
Oh, how we laughed!
Especially at The Party of the Ring Bearers! The Whore of the Rings no less!
I wonder if there's a sequel on the horizon. I know there's people with buck-teeth, so I expect Butt-Teeth to be in production any day soon! Anus Dentata.
Lets see Teapot and Poobum sing about that!
Vagina Dentata!
What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata!
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
Apart from not having a cock.
