Too tired to blog, having just got back from 2 days of non-stop theme park adventurement.
So no blog tonight. You'll just have to wait for this years escapade documentation - from one-eyed compensatory matters with door encumberment to Amy Whinehouse hybrids {sigh}.
But I am slightly perplexed - non-'Pot Noodle'-branded Pot Noodle type noodle-inna-pot snacks now include a clever invention - the Spork, being a spoon/fork combinatory utensil. This is all very well when you're sporking away at some watery meal, but what about more substantial comestibles?
Say, like, you wanted a "my newt" steak - you may find the need for carvery a somewhat indispenseble tool. Why don't they invent a knife, fork combo - the Knork?
Although piercing the perforations on your pot noodle lid with your knorks may turn out to be a mistake - you don't really want to go around with hot chicken curry flavour pot nipples when you're out on the pull.
And the Bombay Bad Boy may well spice up yer life, but you don't really want babbies first breakfast of the day to be mammarial milk with added hot indian spices burning their mouths as they suckle.
Spork indeed!
