Tuesday, 15 April 2014

I am the end of reproduction...

♪ Given no direction
Every care is taken
In my rejection
Cock in the eye... 

And so David J did slew Goliath by tossing his balls out of his sling at him.

And lo, some twattersack took the idea of balls in a sling and created the single sided g-string thong brief for men.

No. Just... no! Wrong on EVERY level! I mean.... it's just WRONG!

I mean, can you see me, out down The Whatacunt, clad only in a UV half-thong as I flounce about the dance floor? Urgh.

I know Teh Pretties like a sex-pack, but seriously - this is just plain... wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! And wronger yet!

Oooh, what's this in the glow in the dark roads news...

"Mr Roosegaarde's projects aim to help people and technology to interact. His past projects have included a dance floor with built-in disco lights powered by dancers' foot movements, and a dress that becomes see-through when the wearer is aroused."

Forget these sackbags - speak to me more of nudification dresses!!

After all, The Xym isn't very good at recognising Pretties interest in him - this should make it slightly more obvious, even to him!