♪ t' t' t' t' testes
Take 'em, feel 'em
Only please don't squeeze 'em
You ain't never gonna peel mine
Respect your balls (respect your balls) ♫
I forgot about this yesterday!
When we were down The Queen Of Iceni, ogling up white haired waitresses, talked turned to the Reload festival in September, where we get to see Kool & The Gang, Soul II Soul, Rick Astley, ABC, Go West, Hot Chocolate, Imagination, Odyssey, and From The Jam (Saturday), and The Human League, Billy Ocean, Sister Sledge, Jason Donovan, Heaven 17, Aswad, Five Star, Bjørn Again, and The Real Thing (Sunday).
A fine line up, I think you'll agree1!
Anyhoo, 80s nostalgia took us back to Mel & Kim, and how me & Eva Patel used to do the "Respectable" dance at college!
And then we thought, well, them Pretties had #NoMakeUpSelfie... then tried to get manporn by inventing #CockInASock (or #ManUpInMakeUp for badtrannyporn) - why not replace the phrase "respectable" with "respect your balls" for testicular cancer?
It would be great fun on 80s nights, when the Applebys are played, and everyone joins in with "Respect Your Balls"!
Well, it was a right laff in the pub!
That said... Mel did die a cancerous death, so maybe a cancer prevention pastiché of their top pop hit is slightly inappropriate.
But she didn't have a cock'n'balls, so it shouldn't really infringe (in minge?) on copyright...
1 NO, WE DON'T! APART FROM HUMAN LEAGUE! LET'S ALL GO AND LOOK SMUG, AND TRY AND MAKE EVERYONE THINK GOFFS ARE JASON DONOVAN FANS...
