So quoth Liam Burton in Jeff Wayne's Musical Version Of H.G. Well's Novel Of Pearson's Gazette's Serialization of H.G. Well's Tale "The War Of The Worlds: The Nude Generation" UllaDubUlla Special Anniversary Extended Deluxe Collectors Edition (live on stage) Remix.
or something.
Remember t'other week, when I was debating making a mocking video of tin-foil hatted wearing loons spotting sports cars on Mars via the Curiosity Killed The Cat Rover?
Well, now they've found evidence of the space monsters attack fleet launch!
Here's a photo from the navcam:
Alien campfire as tentacled terrors in tents terrorize abducted Hillbillies? The fire from the thrust of a launched tripod filled cylinder? Martians raising their arses out of Clanger holes and farting to keep the stench out of their subterrainean warrens, but one witty space monster has lighted his mates flatulent emission? The ghosts of Martians wandering the empty wastes of their long-dead planet? The projectile snot from the sneezing Face On Mars in Cydonia?
Who knows?
NASA knows!
And they're only releasing the image in Black & White, rather than the usual colour images, so they've tampered with it to obfuscate evidence of alien civillization!
...hold on...
...let me zoom in on that white flare...
...NOOOO! TOO LATE!!!!
