Now, way back in The Sixties, tree hugging hippies were all the rage, and were often found high off their nut drawing down the moon all nudified on mountaintops.
And on 23rd May 1964, the smoking of certain substances and the strumming of sitars invoked ye muʃik of ye ʃphereʃ, opening up a gateway by invoking the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic antimatter (precipitating a flexi-tagenital spatial interflux within the symbiotic parameters) and allowing interdimensional picnickers to photobomb human picnickers having a picnic!
And here we see the Visitor From Beyond, all hot and sweaty after translocating into a new realm.
And caught on camera scratching his bollocks.
What an embarassing moment - you travel all the way to an alternate dimension, and your wang sits uncomfortably within your spacesuit, and as soon as you adjust your hose to a more relieving position, someone takes a photo of you!
On the other hand, of course, it could be some interplanetary pædophile. Cruising the celestial highway for the youth of the species like a grooming galaxian Gary Glitter alighting on the nearest habitable humanoid planet and getting their jollies by pleasuring themselves behind underage indigenous lifeforms, their excitement heightened by the risk of photographic fathers capturing their onanistic orgasm on camera.
And what recompense does the child get for being forced into having to cockblock cock from camera?
An ice-cream!
Well, a naff bunch of flowers masquerading as an ice-cream! That look says it all, really. "Yeah, thanks for that dad. Dumped in a field with some craptastic flowers in the heat instead of a Funny Feet lolly whilst a perverted pædo from Pluto pleasures his penis and jizzes all over the back of my head. Can we go home now. Please?"
Of course, the Greybeards of today will poo-pah the teleporting terror from Titan, and claim that there are no invisible spacepervs clad in spacesuits lurking being underage kids picknicking in the park.
"Of course, your average person will see a black muslim immigrant trying to invade our towns and cities with their halal invisibility cloaks that only white British cameras can see. However, after subjecting the image to rigorous scientific testing, taking into account apertures, focal distance, 1960s cameras and film, it is quite clear that the pop-up terrorist is clearly her mother standing up, and facing away from the camera. You can see details that match her dress and hair. Due to the exposure and soft blur, her hair appears to look like a visor, and the light blue dress washed out to near white. We believe the first shot, with no 'spaceman' was taken with the mother sat behind at a short distance. In the second shot, she stood, and because the father was focused on the child, he didn't notice her in the background...
...in essence, what we have here, is basically a parental picknicker picking the knickers out ofUranus her anus hungry arse after being sat on the grass."
Bollocks! What about the Men In Black? Men in Black? Mysteriously materializing Men in Black burkhas bukkake bombing bambinos with their halal ejaculate out on a picnic more like!
Solway Firth! Only pronounced like that coz the bloke who named it had a lithp. It's actually Solway First - standing up for Solways fight against the rising tide of Muslim Ray Guns.
When will Britain First, The BNP and UKIP put a stop to these foreigners from outer space? Coming over here in their spaceships and gang-raping underage abductees whist claiming asylum because of mistreatment on Mars and claiming a second colony whilst they get free treatment on NHS for their syphillic hentai raping tentacles and getting over £50k Neptunian Nuggets A DAY in benefits because they can't work because they're on disability because they're allergic to the common cold, whilst raking in hundreds of Venusion dollars by illegally working three jobs taking up several BRITISH jobs with their multiple multitasking tentacles and we can't celebrate Christmas now in case it offends the Saturnalians and you're not allowed to deport them back to Jupiter just in case it breaches their 'Human' rights. This country is a JOKE, and I can't wait until I retire so I can leave and move to a sensible place like Altair IV #Proud2BHuman
Right, that's it - I'm off to complain to The Daily Fail - at least THEY take this problem SERIOUSLY!
And I bet that this so-called Solway Firth Spaceman Sniper shot Diana, and this was a practice run to see if he could jump through points in time before dealing the death blow and making a clean getaway to Unga Bunga land, or wherever these teleporting terrorists train these days.
Of course - I jest. The girl in the photo is clearly sporting a "fascinator" in the shape of the top, six-packed torso of Buzz All-In. Or Louis Armstrong. Or the other bloke. One of them was doing something with her moon before they buggered off back to the lunar surface 4 years later, because it was The Sixties and things were different then. You were allowed to jingle-jangle your jewellery.
or something.
And caught on camera scratching his bollocks.
What an embarassing moment - you travel all the way to an alternate dimension, and your wang sits uncomfortably within your spacesuit, and as soon as you adjust your hose to a more relieving position, someone takes a photo of you!
On the other hand, of course, it could be some interplanetary pædophile. Cruising the celestial highway for the youth of the species like a grooming galaxian Gary Glitter alighting on the nearest habitable humanoid planet and getting their jollies by pleasuring themselves behind underage indigenous lifeforms, their excitement heightened by the risk of photographic fathers capturing their onanistic orgasm on camera.
And what recompense does the child get for being forced into having to cockblock cock from camera?
An ice-cream!
Well, a naff bunch of flowers masquerading as an ice-cream! That look says it all, really. "Yeah, thanks for that dad. Dumped in a field with some craptastic flowers in the heat instead of a Funny Feet lolly whilst a perverted pædo from Pluto pleasures his penis and jizzes all over the back of my head. Can we go home now. Please?"
Of course, the Greybeards of today will poo-pah the teleporting terror from Titan, and claim that there are no invisible spacepervs clad in spacesuits lurking being underage kids picknicking in the park.
"Of course, your average person will see a black muslim immigrant trying to invade our towns and cities with their halal invisibility cloaks that only white British cameras can see. However, after subjecting the image to rigorous scientific testing, taking into account apertures, focal distance, 1960s cameras and film, it is quite clear that the pop-up terrorist is clearly her mother standing up, and facing away from the camera. You can see details that match her dress and hair. Due to the exposure and soft blur, her hair appears to look like a visor, and the light blue dress washed out to near white. We believe the first shot, with no 'spaceman' was taken with the mother sat behind at a short distance. In the second shot, she stood, and because the father was focused on the child, he didn't notice her in the background...
...in essence, what we have here, is basically a parental picknicker picking the knickers out of
Bollocks! What about the Men In Black? Men in Black? Mysteriously materializing Men in Black burkhas bukkake bombing bambinos with their halal ejaculate out on a picnic more like!
Solway Firth! Only pronounced like that coz the bloke who named it had a lithp. It's actually Solway First - standing up for Solways fight against the rising tide of Muslim Ray Guns.
When will Britain First, The BNP and UKIP put a stop to these foreigners from outer space? Coming over here in their spaceships and gang-raping underage abductees whist claiming asylum because of mistreatment on Mars and claiming a second colony whilst they get free treatment on NHS for their syphillic hentai raping tentacles and getting over £50k Neptunian Nuggets A DAY in benefits because they can't work because they're on disability because they're allergic to the common cold, whilst raking in hundreds of Venusion dollars by illegally working three jobs taking up several BRITISH jobs with their multiple multitasking tentacles and we can't celebrate Christmas now in case it offends the Saturnalians and you're not allowed to deport them back to Jupiter just in case it breaches their 'Human' rights. This country is a JOKE, and I can't wait until I retire so I can leave and move to a sensible place like Altair IV #Proud2BHuman
Right, that's it - I'm off to complain to The Daily Fail - at least THEY take this problem SERIOUSLY!
And I bet that this so-called Solway Firth Spaceman Sniper shot Diana, and this was a practice run to see if he could jump through points in time before dealing the death blow and making a clean getaway to Unga Bunga land, or wherever these teleporting terrorists train these days.
Of course - I jest. The girl in the photo is clearly sporting a "fascinator" in the shape of the top, six-packed torso of Buzz All-In. Or Louis Armstrong. Or the other bloke. One of them was doing something with her moon before they buggered off back to the lunar surface 4 years later, because it was The Sixties and things were different then. You were allowed to jingle-jangle your jewellery.
or something.
