H2!
Which means I now get lots of new Space Monster Conspiracy bobbins!
Yay!
So, this morning, they were talking about the Ark Of The Government, which holds a wormhole though which Space Monsters travelled to do the nightshift when cutting out the temples at Lalibela (ancient Sumerian for Labia) before Stephen King put it Under The Dome Of Castle Rock on Temple Mount. Apparently the dayshift was performed by humanoids, whilst the Space Monsters put their feet up at Mecca Bingo.
Which naturally reminded me of Frank Hornby, the Christian Zealot who wanted schoolboys to build Weapons Of Mass Destruction in their own home and fight the Muslim menace and drive it from our shores.
Unfortunately, his first attempt of suicide bombing using the rail network failed, and his Hornby Trains ended up as Weapons Of Mass Distraction as boys became obsessed as expected. But instead of driving trains into Mosques, young boys stayed in their bedrooms constructing convoluted networks, before growing up into nerdy Trainspotters or Pop Moguls who (unlike Simon Cowhell) fail to bed their workmates.
(OK, YOU CAN FORGIVE SONYA, BUT PETE WATERMAN DIDN'T EVEN NOB KYLIE OR MICHAELA STRACHAN. EVEN COWELL MANAGED TO BED THE OTHER MINOGUE... AND EVERONE ELSE ON THE X-FACTOR PANEL. EVEN MY CLEAN ARSE, AND SHE COME FROM GALL STONE!)
Anyhoo, getting back on (or rather off) track, Hornby quickly learned from his mistake. So, the trains were discarded, and the track modified into a form of supportive strut... and lo and behold, a few tools, nuts, bolts, gears and different lengths of perforated metal struts and you have a DIY construction kit!
Perfect for builing WMD in your own home?
But what to call this home defense against Islam?
A rallying cry for all good Christian Boy Scouts...
Mecca? No!
But that sounded a bit racist, but if you run it together...
Meccano!
Racist Meccano! Hidden in plain sight!
