Thursday, 6 March 2014

The thigh's the limit...

Right, now, sexytime.

This appeared on my Facebook Feed this fair morrow:

Now, this caused much argument over sexism, fat vs skinny, figure judgement, etc...

But what annoyed me was the definition of "Thigh Gap".

Now, to me, the lovely lady on the left has a thigh gap - her thighs are clearly apart. The curvascious cutie in the right, however, has no thigh gap - her thighs clearly meet.

"But Xym, you fool, that's not the thigh gap! The thigh gap is what the slut on the right has - that space just under her snatch"

Ah, clearly I'm dealing with the illiterati once more! Thighs are the mid-point of your upper legs between hip & knee. Therefore, if the thighs are pressed together, as with the sexpot on the right, there is no gap between them. Whereas the honey on the left has a clear space betwixt both thighs all the way down.

What you're talking about, my friends, is not a thigh gap. It's the space at the top of the thighs at the groinal conjunction.

Now, to be somewhat coarse and crude, both babes have what it known as the CGI1, the measurement of minge width before contact with the upper thigh. 

However, the woman on the right has somewhat fuller thighs, creating a space between flange and thighs. This is commonly known as The #BoxGap, GroinGap, or Toblerone Triangle.

Get your anatomy right, people!

1 CUNT GAP INDEX