Sunday, 23 March 2014

Olé, Olé, Olé, Olé, Xym is hot hot hot...

Svelte Xym is sexy!

Boosted by feathery millinery and twiddlesome tasheries, the new chiselled cheekbones of New Look Slim Xym is causing gussets to gush freely, as lustful arousal is newly waken'd in Pretties heaving busoms!

It's now getting somewhat obvious that trim Xym is slowly Skeletoring, and noticabley nobler and thinning out.

Xym's face - no chubby chops no more! 

Xym's waist... wait, what waist! There is much less Xym when it comes to cuddly huggage!

Downside - all me clothes are now somewhat ill-fitting, and once plumply posteriored jeans are now all sagged and empty.

And attention... if you thought Xym had all the attentions before, that was nothing! Barista Babes, Polish Pretties, Barbabes, Acquaintances and FOAFs - all are in adoration of The Xym!

Alas, far to many Pretties are too enamoured of The Xym, and are fearful to approach this veritable godlike figure that doth inspire awe (and fear that their ladyparts my explode in orgasmic pleasure. or something.).

So, my Pretties, any applicants for the position of Xym's Lady - my sister Jo has taken it upon herself to vet all succubuses, as left to my own devices I'd pick the first one that batted an eyelid at me.

That happened once - a very surreal game of cricket that was.