Now, one thinks one shall have to invest in Video Bloggage, as one cannot convey the subtle nuances of martian moving media by paragraph based textual descriptives.
For I has been getting addicted to gormsters on t'internet, who are uncovering the Hidden Truths NASA are hiding from us.
To whit; The pictures being beamed back from the Mars Curiosity Rover, and the lengths NASA go to, so that alien presence is obfuscated by digital manipulations!
For it is quite clear, that although these photos are evidently photoshopped to hide evidence of Space Monsters, Bigfeets, Martian Cities, Planes, Buses and Motor Cars, they are so hit by ObamaCare stealing all the cash, they forget to cover up all of it.
And you can easily pick out the fallen statues, hidden bases, killer lizard monsters and Electrical Components For Mechanical Appliances by simply...
...zooming in to 400%
...blurring the image, because pristine pics are so crap
...sharpening the image
...reblurring the image
...blur it a little more so you can now see some detail
...sharpen it
...Recolor it
...Invert it...
...and...
BANG! Obviously what you're looking at is a modern car buried under sand! Compare it to a parked car after a night of snow... they're identical! You can even see the wheels, windscreen, and passenger window!
Yeah, so, the space monsters all died zillions of years ago, but they did have an uncanny knack of building stuffs that look suspiciously like modern day stuff here on Earth!
But then, I'm not wearing my tin foil helmet, so they could be beaming skeptism directly into me brain tank with the Air Loom, further hiding their hidden agendas!
