Wes Hoolahan disrespected Norwich City fans with bizarre lack of celebration when he scored against Aston Villa
Now, y'all know how much I loathe the kickyball, but this takes the biscuit.
Which is handy, coz on this Adrenalize & Eating Plan malarky, I've already lost 7lb, so could do without the biccies anyway,
Anyhoo - as I understand kickyball, you swing a leg, kick a ball, it goes forward, and if lucky you score a goal. Job done.
So how is it "disrespectful" to not act like a twat after scoring a goal?
"Huzzah! I've kicked a ball into a huge fuck off size net, obfuscated slightly by a tiny human. Right, now to save my energy and do it all again..."
What's wrong with that? Disrespectful, apparently.
It seems putting a wee small ball into a ginormous hole much, much bigger that the foot-propelled sphere isn't enough. Oh no.
They want you to act like a right gobshite. Poncing about with a shirt over their face while dancing like a retarded gormster.
Acting like a total arse, just because you knocked a tiny object into a cavernous space.
Kickyballers and kickerballer fans. Never have, and never will, understand the appeal. Especially stories like this.
"Disrespect" for a "bizzare lack of celebration" indeed!
It's like them fucktards on Britain's Allegedly Got Talent who get told they're through to the next round who can't simply say "Thank you" and walk away proudly, but have to scream and screech, fall to the floor, leap about like rabid kangaroos, and generally act like feral primates on speed.
If I have a job interview, and they say "Congratulations, you're hired", I wouldn't scream like a Baine Sidhé, pick up the interviewer, twirl them about, then do a celebratory jig around the room. If I did, I'd expect to be summarily fired!
Alan Sugar doesn't have to put up with this on The Apprentice. One tried after winning a task by screaming "Yes" whilst doing the universal symbol for fisting. Alan Sugar told him right off for being a cockpiece.
Bizzare lack of celebration! The mind doth boggle!
