Flight MH370 this, Flight MH370 that, everywhere bloody Flight MH370.
Where's it gone?
Blown up by the pilots? Landed on a desert Isle? A troupe of thesbian tourists hijacking the plane to recreate the TV series Lost? Shot down by Malaysian snipers with rocket launchers?
Yet no-one suggests abduction by Space Monsters in the Malaysian Triangle, sucking up planes in waterspout tempests before sucking them down into their USOs1 where the passengers are forced to wear fishbowls on their bonce and commanded to construct cyclopean cities as slave labour for their evil interstellar overlords.
Well no way am I ever flying again! I have no desire to be captured by Dagonistic cultists and have to get all prune fingered putting up IKEA shelving just because some priests praying to a pantheon of piscine idols want to do some spring cleaning about the temples!
1UNIDENTIFIED(underwater?) SUBMERGED OBJECTS
