Wednesday, 7 November 2012

Yer a lizard, 'arry...

Now, I've been keeping me head down recently, and it seems them there New World Order Tunnelling Tibetean Illuminati are off my backs!

Not a single assassination attempt in months.

However, last night I was watching Have I Got A Bit More Nudes For You with Jeremy Clarkson (Beat.Box), and Font Of Truth David Icke was mentioned.

It seems that the O(Para)lympics were constructed at the behest of our Reptilian Overlords in Royal Human Suits, and it was a Satanic ceremony so they could unleash the Ogdru Jahad, and other betentacled behemoths to keep them in Power.

And watch loads of real life Hentai demon tentacle porn on the lawn at Fuckingham Palace.

I thought it was odd that Prince Harry was introduced as Prince Henry - they obviously forgot to use his "Human" name, and used his Lepidosaurian title!

Harry in public, but it's Henry the Iguana shitting guano all over the Windsor's DFS sofa with his human suit off!

Now, I was at the Paralympic Athletics, and the Closing Ceremony, and I don't recall any Satanic Mass nor sacrificial virgins going on - let alone the arising of gargantuan Gods of general unpleasantness from under the 100m starting line. But then, with all them starter pistols all going off, I'm not surprised I missed the shootout with the imps, goblins, djinns and diverse other menacing pixiefolk invading the orifices of olympians with their rapey tentacles (or should that be tentasaviles?).

Although I do recall the screaming of billions of lost and tortured souls howling in eternal agony and torment - but that was probably just Coldplay caterwauling through their cacophony of compositions.

Hold on - I do remember lots of fire. And big black demonic birdy folk. And some diabolical Brazilian bits1.

On the other hand, I don't recall Jess Ennis in a red latex catsuit ramming a dildo pitchfork right up Rhianna's arse.

But I might have missed that bit.
Xym's proposal for Team Russia
Paralympic Longjump Outfit
~ Brazil 2016 ~
1 BUT NO BITS THAT WERE DIABIOLICALLY BRAZILLIAN'D FOR AERODYNAMIC PERFORMANCE. THAT'S WHERE YOU SHAVE YOUR MINGE TO COUNTER THE FRICTION FROM BUBBLY CHOCOLATE BARS. SOME OLYMPIC SPORT INVOLVING MARIANNE FAITHFUL. WORLD RECORD IN THE COCOA BEAN FLICKING FAPPAGE EVENT. OR SOME SUCH. PROBABLY.