Alas, The Xym has once more Blotted His Copybook.
See, some gormster was complaining on our Business Forum that there was no panto in December in our Londinium Office this year.
Naturally, this ourtaged quite a fair few of us! How dare people whinge about a lack of transvestive dameature and such. In times of austerity, how can they expect to get free thesbianic theatricalities... come to think of it... why do these lazy Londoners get free pantos when they should be beavering away at their daily chores?
Outrageous!
So, naturally, it fell to The Xym. Perhaps it's a typo. Perhaps she meant this year, there would be no pants in December. A Go Commando charity event to bridge the gap between Movember and Fannuary.
Apparantly, someone took exception to Fannuary, and reported1 me for salaciously Savilling the thread, and it would appear that charitable events are inappropriate for a business forum!
Movember - no problem! Seems a hairy lip for charity is all fine and dandy, as long as it's not on the lips of a sideways smile!
Surely that's discrimination or something! Just because some haggard old trout would rather attract pædos with her shaven haven because she's offended by growing a cunt combover for charity, The Xym (as ever) is in the wrong!
Oh well.
On the plus side, I did have idea for naming no-pants December - Indecent-ber!
Movember: lip slug month
Indecentber: knickerless Nichola's (or something)
Fannuary: twat topiary
But noooo - that's far too offensive! Well, no charity's gonna get any more money off've me now, I can tell you!
1 I WOULDN'T MIND, BUT NO-ONE CAME AND MOANED AT ME! THEY JUST RAN OFF AND TITTLE-TATTLED LIKE A DIRTY LITTLE SNEAK... NOT UNLIKE SIR JIMMY APPROACHING A HOSPITAL AT NIGHT...
