Man of a thousand voices.
All in one movie.
Be it "Bloke from Sheffield", "Bloke from Sheffield Suddenly becomes American Mid Sentence" or "Bloke from Sheffield Occasionally Putting On Exotic Accent When He Remembers", he's Jack-The-Lad of all trades.
As long as all them trades are based in Sheffield Steelworks.
With Nigel.
Whom he's probably got plans for. And we all want what's best for Mr Planer, seeing as there isn't much call for a Young One's Reunion.
But if Nigella says she's happy
She must be happy
She must be happy
She must be happy
She must be happy with her curves
Seeing as she's a voluptuous, curvey babe who gorges on cream, whereas the same aged Gillian "Poo Woman" McKeith (who sticks to a healthy regime) is a decrepit old crone with withered dugs and a penchant for faintage.
or something.