Oh, Depeché Mode is threatenin'
our music moguls today
If Gore don't shoot that Cowell
all music's gonna fade away
Aw diddums! Simon Cowell is upset (yay!).
Apparently, that there Martin Gore out of Depeché Mode said:
"I'm not advocating violence, but I think somebody should shoot Simon Cowell. What happened to bands getting together? They are very few and far between now, and the ones that do probably can't afford to get into a studio and make a record."
So Cowell burst into tears and blubbed to the Press.
"Waaah! I doan wanna be shot! Martin Gore's a wierdo. Ner ner nee ner ner! He was is in Depeché Mode - does he realise how weird and stupid that makes him? Waaah - doan shoot me! Other peoples are being shot - it's unfair! He's a wierdo. Tell him Mum! I'll set me mate Louis on you, and he'll bum you with all the token gay ones out of our boybands. Waaaaah! I bet Dave Gahan didn't get to shag Sinitta, Danni Minogue and Cheryl Cole so ner."
You great girly big girls blouse of girlyness!
Think about it Cowell - Depeché Mode have been around for over 30 years, still selling out stadiums and making lots of albums. One of the most influential and popular bands ever.
What's your legacy?
Loathed supplier of atrocious Karaoke singers who can't sing, can't dance, have little (or no) fashion sense1 who are never heard of again, that's what!
What happened to all them shite singers who won them Cowell shows? Does he seriously think Steve Brookstein (who?) is comparable to Dave Gahan?
Sorry Cowell, but I concur with Gore. If we had the death penalty, you would be up in front of the firing squad for crimes such as the murder of music, and the fraudulent promotion of "talent" such as Girls O'Lard & Little Shits.
Martin Gore? A wierdo? Being in Depeché Mode makes you weird and stupid? This, from the man who inflicted Ashleigh and Pudsey upon us as the cream of British Talent? This, from the man whose company "SyCo"...a-ha!
...by your own admission, Cowell, you're a Sicko! A sicko (syco) who gets off on on torturing the mass populace with absolute mediocre shite through the tellybox , brainwashing 9yr olds to badger their mums to fill their bedrooms with your depraved audio bollocks that keep car boots in business for many a future Sunday!
Like that woman who crept into Cowell's bathroom to smash his face in with a brick, I think these are some of the sanest people out there!
Simon Cowell. What a twatarse gobshite!
1GIRLS O'LARD ON CHILDREN IN NEED THIS YEAR - I REST MY CASE! BAD, BAD OUTFITS, BAD, BAD DANCING, AND BAD, BAD OUT OF TUNE/TIME SINGING. AND THAT WAS WITH AUTOTUNING!
