Let's ask Reverend Cleophus James at the Triple Rock Gospel Church, when addressing the congregation along with Jake and Elwood Blues before perfoming the Withered Old Landmark...
"And now, people... And now, people... When I woke up this mornin', I heard a distubin' sound. I said When I woke up this mornin', I heard a disturbin' sound! What I heard was the jingle-jangle of a thousand pieces of jewellery jewellery! I'm talkin' 'bout the souls of pædophillic DJs, departed from this life. Wait a minute! Those pervy TOPT guests, roamin' unseen thru the BBC. Seekin' to find kids. They'll not find 'em. Because it's too late! Tooooo late, yeah! Too late for they'll never abuse the kids they choose not to abuse. Alright! Alright! Don't be lost when your time comes! For Saville cometh, as a thief in the night. In a hospital. Or Mortuary. Or Asylum. Or Orphanage. Or...
♫ Let us all (cover up) for the old (old pædo)
Let us all (cover up) for the old (old pædo)
Let us all (cover up) for the old (old pædo)
And we’ll stay in the service of the Beeb ♫"
What you're STILL reading this? Well, might as well continue...
Run, Stephanie, Run...
...too late!
"I have here, in my hand, a young Lady, named Stephanie. "Dear Jimmy, could you fix it for me to visit Lazytown and run a marathon with Sporticus". Oh, goodness gracious, I don't know about a Marathon, but I'm sure Sporticus would be glad to help you with your Snickers. Lazytown? That's what I call the Passion Wagon. How's about that then? Now then, now then, jingle jangle jewellery!"
1IT HAD BETTER, AS I'M GOING TO GET INTO SOOO MUCH TROUBLE SOONER OR LATER. NOT TO MENTION OFFENDING EVERYBODY WHO READS THIS TRIPE I PUT UP!
