Well, glue a cornish pasty to my head and call me wo'rIv!
Them greybeards have only gone and created a perfect cloaking device THAT ACTUALLY WORKS!
Although it has one flaw.
It only works in One Direction.
Which is an added bonus if you ask me!
Apparently, it all works on Microwaves. So, of you look at someone from the front, you can't see them. However, if you walk round the side, you can.
So, might as well just hang a telly in front of you, displaying the output from a camcorder strapped to yer back!
Oh, and the microwaves need to be projected onto a pyramidal cone to create the invisibility cloak of Deadly Hallowness.
So, that's tonight sorted! I'm off to scrape the exploded Iceland Meal-For-One two-for-£1 BOGOFF Admiral's Pie off the inside of the microwave oven, and get me down the ladies showerblocks down the gym!
It'll work as they just look at the front of the microwave, and not try to find the plug...
