Ban this filth!
Pre-watershed filmage is oft interrupted by flagrant product placement for such things as Shake and Vac and Kimono Dragon in Essex.
But rampant inter-product shaggery is the last thing I expect to see on my tellybox!
Citrus fruity gigolos seducing scottish breaded meat products for the fertilization of the inner core in an office eviron is just plain sick!
Not to mention the disgraceful full frontal exposure as the sidedish secretarial slattern spreads her breaded beaver so you can see right up her yolky cervix!
What's next? Topshop tomato trollops being spit roasted by cucumbers and lettuce? Tony The Tiger emitting an orgasmic "They'rrrre Grrrreat?" as he chucks his muck up some frosty Ben & Jerry's as a Vimto Vag voyeuristicaly views the sexual spectacle?
Pre-watershed filmage is oft interrupted by flagrant product placement for such things as Shake and Vac and Kimono Dragon in Essex.
But rampant inter-product shaggery is the last thing I expect to see on my tellybox!
Citrus fruity gigolos seducing scottish breaded meat products for the fertilization of the inner core in an office eviron is just plain sick!
Not to mention the disgraceful full frontal exposure as the sidedish secretarial slattern spreads her breaded beaver so you can see right up her yolky cervix!
What's next? Topshop tomato trollops being spit roasted by cucumbers and lettuce? Tony The Tiger emitting an orgasmic "They'rrrre Grrrreat?" as he chucks his muck up some frosty Ben & Jerry's as a Vimto Vag voyeuristicaly views the sexual spectacle?
I know they say "sex sells", but honestly...
