Don't you just hate making a cheese sandwich using them there Cheese Single Slices.
Coz they're too small!
Unwrap a square of cheese, and plonk it on yer slice of loaf - a tiny sandy cheese island on a bready ocean.
Of course, you can take another cheese slice, and slice it up to cover the rest of the sanie - but what a hassle! A cheese slice should be the same size as the bread - and the same shape!
In fact, they should come in 2 shapes - slice of bread shape, and round.
Yes, round! I'm sick of burgers where the four corners of a cheese slice flop out the sides and dribble down the sides. Clogging up yer grillpan, burning ya fingers and dripping on yer newly washed shirt.
C'mon, Kraft - pull ya finger out!
And once you've pulled it out, give it a damn good wash it, you dirty fingering sod, and crack on with cheese that fits!
