Oh, the frozen wastes of Sheffield.
As I shiver here, tip-tapping on me iPad in a Premier Inn waiting for me All You Can Get In Yer Belly Brekkie, I feel for the slowly defrosting Loki, once lost in the icy wastes and being bummed by the icy cock of Ithaqua. probably.
For Xymternation rescue has been called out once more!
But, alas, a lack of Pretties in distress to get out of dat dress this time. or something.
Anyhoo, it all started when we found the Metal floor, and were having a bit of a bop. A few double vodkas and coke1 later, and then them Wilde Cherry things, And them pints of stuff. And more various beverages.
And it came down to the last three standing. Me, Dan & Dave.
Now, Corp has a smoke machine on the dance floor in the upstairs room. Well, not so much a smoke machine, more a fucking Victorian Londiumium pea souper smog of 0% visibility machine. Anyways, there we was, drunkenly falling about to some popular track or other, when up comes the gas cloud! Can't see me hand in front of me face (and when I could see my hand in front of my face, I had 2! or was it three?).
But then the cloud fades... and wait a minute! There's a Dave shaped space where Dave was! where's he got to?
So, on the hunt!
Toilets - no. Bars - no. Club rooms - no. Gay disco room - no. Smoking area - no. Toilets - no. Bars - no. Club rooms - no. Gay disco room - no. Smoking area - no. Stairs - no. Toilets - no. Bars - no. Club rooms - no. Gay disco room - no. Smoking area - no.
ad infinitum.
Much textage and callings - not a dicky bird! Hunty hunt hunt hunt. Here! There! Everywhere! And he's nowhere! And the clubs about to close! It's almost 4am! Quick - several more circuits!
Ooooh - textage "I can't get back in!"
Can't get back in where? Perhaps he's wandered outside, and the bouncers are being gits? Let's loiter outside, see if he's there.
Feck - how the feck do you get out of Corp? There's no exit! Let's try this way - nope this is the gay bar. Try this one... gay bar again! Up the stairs,back through the metal room, into the smoking area, and... gay bar again! Right back that way - through the smoking area, up the stairs, through that bar, down them stairs, ah! Main clubbing room! Now, then, lets try this door - no, it's the shitting gay room again! What kind of sorcery is at play here! There's no way out! we're trapped here forever! Trapped, and forever lead into gay bars! Oh noes, oh noes, oh noes - ooooh! look - people with coats! follow them!
Ah, a hidden "exit" sign spray painted on some metal beind a bin! Perhaps this door that's blended into the wall and don't realise there's a door... ah! A different bit... and we're freeeeee!
Right, is the missing pisshead out here...Nope.
Wait till it closes - perhaps he's in and we keep missng him. Brrrr - bit nippy Ooop North. And them piles of snow don't help.
Still nowt - right head on back to the hotel. And there's his missus - he rang her saying he's somewhere around the building without a passkey. He's at the Hotel... somewhere....
But he's not.
Circle circle in the cold! Nowhere around the building... but wait! Phone call!
"Help! Help! I'm freezing to death! I'm in the City Centre at W-------!""grab a taxi"
"No... taxis... so... cold"
Don't worry - Xymternational Resue will locate you!
"Oi! You! Security bloke of our Hotel. Wheres W-------?"
"Dunno mate""Well, which way to the City Centre"
"Go down that looooooong road, and eventally you'll need to take a left""OK"
Xymternational Rescue (including a new Dan Tracy) head off in the pointed direction whilst searching for W------- on googlemaps. Eventually, GPS kicks in.
Ah, there we are, and there's W-------, so lets keep walking until we hit this junction.... eh? hold up! According to my GPS, we're walking away from the City Centre! We'll have to spend 5 mins tracking back to the hotel, then head off in the opposite direction for another 15 mins! Useless fecking locals, not knowing where their town centre is!
Brrring Brrring! "Hurry up! I'm dying of cold!"
"Not to worry - we've located you, and be there in 15 mins"
10 mins later
Brrring Brrring! "I'm dying! I'm about to pass out! O hurry! O please!"
"Yep almost there...."
10 mins later and across the road from W-------
Brrring Brrring! "Neeep neeep neeep neeep"
"Eh?"
Ah, he's so cold, he's gone into hyperthermic shock, and been possessed by the Voice Of Beaker Off've The Muppet Show.
Muppet!
Anyhoo - we finally retrieved the popsicle. Right by the taxi rank.
And now we're all back and frozzen. No wonder Sean Bean was cast as Ned Stark. I reckon Game Of Thrones was filmed right there in Sheffield. Tonight. or this morning, as it is now.
Hurry up breakfast time - I want a tower of bacon!
1 £1.20!!! £2.20 AFTER MIDNIGHT! GET IN MAH BELLY!
Sunday, 31 March 2013
Wednesday, 20 March 2013
Xym's list of exciting stuff (Apr '13)...
A list of upcoming stuffs what The Xym is sort-of looking forward to.
Film
Blu-Ray
Gigs
Music
Games
Books
Audiodrama
TV
Films In Development
In Limbo
Last month
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Film
| 05 Apr 2013 | Stephen King's Carrie Chloe Grace Moretz to play Carrietta White, Julianne Moore to play Margaret White |
| 05 Apr 2013 | Dark Skies |
| 11 Apr 2013 | Macheté Kills Sequel, and Alexa Vega looks… oh my! Oh dear - looks like the producers of the original Macheté are trying to block the release |
| 11 Apr 2013 | War of the Words: The New Generation Cinema screening of the 15th December Londinium O2 show |
| 12 Apr 2013 | Oblivion 3D Post Space-Monster invasion flick |
| 19 Apr 2013 | Evil Dead Remake in progress. |
| 26 Apr 2013 | Iron Man 3D Plot based on the nanotech comic storyline Extremis |
| 17 May 2013 | Star Trek: Into Darkness |
| 07 Jun 2013 | The Last Exorcism II: The Beginning Of The End So The Last Exorcism wasn't the last one then. Surely the previous should have been called The Penumtimate Exorcism, and this film called The Last Exorcism? What a bunch of retards! |
| 14 Jun 2013 | Man Of Steel Zack Snyder reboots Superman… |
| 12 Jul 2013 | Monsters University Prequel to Monsters Inc. |
| 12 Jul 2013 | Pacific Rim Guillero Del Toro's Kaiju homage. Giant sea monsters awaken, only to be fought off by giant robots piloted by humans! |
| 19 Jul 2013 | Kick Ass 2: Balls To The Wall |
| 26 Jul 2013 | Wolverine, The Hugh Jackman in another X-Men sequel |
| 26 Jul 2013 | World War Z Worldwide zombie wars |
| ?? Jul 2013 | Robopocalypse Spielberg adap of Daniel H Wilson Rise Of The Machines type novel |
| 09 Aug 1013 | The Lone Ranger Johnny Depp as Tonto… Also Helena Bonham-Carter's in it… Depp & Helena and NO Tim Burton in sight! |
| 14 Aug 2013 | The World's End Final part in Pegg/Frost's Blood & Ice Cream trilogy |
| 20 Sep 2013 | Elysium |
| 04 Oct 2013 | Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For |
| 25 Oct 2013 | Paranormal Activity 5 Oh Christ… on and on it goes. And guess what - PA6 has been signed off too! |
| 08 Nov 2013 | Thor: The Dark World Christopher Eccleston cast as Malekith |
| 22 Nov 2013 | Hunger Games 2: Catching Fire |
| 01 Dev 2013 | The Conjuring |
| 13 Dec 2013 | Hobbit #2: The Desolation Of Smaug |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Dario Argento's Dracula 3D Premiered 19 May 2012 - still awaiting UK release date... |
| 07 Feb 2014 | Robocop Remake… and Robocop will have a visor so you can see Murphy's eyes/face. Gary Oldman cast (prob not as Murphy tho') |
| 14 Mar 2014 | Maleficent Angelina Jolie cast as Maleficient (looks awesome in the teaser pics) |
| 04 Apr 2014 | Captain America: The Winter Soldier |
| 02 May 2014 | The Amazing Spider-Man 2 |
| 16 May 2014 | Ninja Turtles "Teenage Mutant" aspect dropped (again) - please let it not be back to alien space turtles again... |
| 23 May 2014 | Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Sequel to Tise of the Planet of the Apes being fast-tracked. Andy Serkis mo-capping again. |
| 16 May 2014 | Godzilla Warner Brothers reboot. Again. |
| 29 Jun 2014 | Transformers 4 |
| 13 Jun 2014 | Jurassic Park 4 |
| 18 Jul 2014 | X-Men: Days Of Future Past Or X-Men: First Class 2, if you prefer |
| 01 Aug 2014 | Guardians of the Galaxy |
| 21 Nov 2014 | Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay pt 1 |
| ?? Dec 2014 | Hobbit #3: There And Back Again |
| 01 May 2015 | Avengers 2 Announced 8/8/2012 - Joss Whedon returning to write and direct! |
| 06 Nov 2015 | Ant-Man |
| 20 Nov 2015 | Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay pt 2 |
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Blu-Ray
| 08 Apr 2013 | The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey |
| 15 Apr 2013 | Room 237 Documentary on Kubriks The Shining and the conspiracy theories (apparently, there's clues in The Shining that we never went to the moon as the moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrik. It says so in the carpet weave. Or something.) |
| 26 Apr 2013 | War Of The Worlds: The True Story Tim Hines accepts flaws on his original WotW, and does a much better job on this faux documentary |
| 08 Oct 2013 | American Horror Story: Asylum |
| ?? ??? 2013 | War of the Worlds: Goliath 3D Manga-esque steampunk sequel to WotW (sort of like Scarlet Traces). Release forever being put back… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Evangelion 3.33: You Can [not] Redo |
| ?? ??? ???? | Kill Bill Redux Volumes 1 & 2 re-edited into one movie |
| ?? ??? ???? | Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut Remember Nightbreed? Snatched out of Clive Barker's hands and the last minute and butchered into a crapfest that made no sense, lost the whole plot and now impossible to get hold of? Well, Clive Barker recently found his VHS copies of the original footage that was thought lost. The film has been painstakingly reconstructed and re-edited to reflect the original vision. This "rough cut" is apparently really fucking brilliant, and pisses all over that shambles that was originally hacked to pieces for the original 1990 release. Obvs, as the extra footage is from Clive Barkers personal VHS collection, it's not great picture quality. However, turns out the "lost" footage isn't lost at all - Morgan Creek are still in possession of it! A negotiation has been agreed for them to release the footage for an uncut special Blu-Ray release... as long as they don't have to pay to produce it. WATCH THIS SPACE!! |
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Gigs
| 05 Apr 2013 | Kate Nash Norwich Arse Centre |
| 26 Apr 2013 | Violet Violet Norwich Arse Centre |
| 30 Apr 2013 | Marcella Detroit Norwich Arse Centre |
| 02 May 2013 | OMD English Electric Tour, supported by John Foxx And The Maths Ipshit Regent |
| 03 May 2013 | Simple Minds Norwich UEA |
| 16 May 2013 | Then Jericho Norwich WhatACunt |
| 28 May 2013 | Depeché Mode The O2, Londinium |
| 05 Jun 2013 | Pout At The Devil Norwich WhatACunt |
| 15 Jun 2013 | Blondie Theford Forest Support by The Lightning Seeds |
| 18 Dec 2013 | Fields of the Nephilim/The Mission O2 Academy, Brixton |
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Music
| 07 Apr 2013 | The March Violets New Album Made Glorious Track Listing: Made Glorious Billion3 A room With No View Of Roses Tokyo Flow Ramming Speed A Little Punk Thing Dandelion King 2024 London's Drowning We Are All Gods II Road Of Bones Discoboy Must Die Dress 4 U Bottle Of Poison My Demons |
| 08 Apr 2013 | OMD New Album Electric English |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Fields of the Nephilim New Album! They were actually in the studio recording New Material on 9th Dec 2012!! |
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Games
| ?? ??? 2013 | Animal Crossing 3Ds |
| ?? ??? 2013 | T7G:3 Yay! Kickstarter begins March! |
| ?? ??? 2013 | The 11th Hour: iOS Possibly… |
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Books
| 12 Mar 2013 | Bloodfire quest Brooks, Terry Dark Legacy Of Shannara |
| 13 May 2013 | Blood of Dragons Hobb, Robin |
| ?? May 2013 | Blake's 7: Lucifer Darrow, Paul Picks up where the series left off - what happened to Avon! |
| 18 Jun 2013 | The Ocean At The End Of The Lane Neil Gaiman New novel for adults |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Necroscope: The Möbius Murders Lumley, Brian |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Chickens of Atlantis and other Foul and Filthy Fiends Rankin, Robert |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Crow Shirley, John. New graphic Mini-series, set in Tokyo |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Sandman Neil Gaiman - Yes, Neil is writing a new Sandman! This will cover the events Morpheus mentioned prior to his capture by Burgess. From Neil himself: "When I finished writing The Sandman, there was one tale still untold. The story of what had happened to Morpheus to allow him to be so easily captured in The Sandman #1, and why he was returned from far away, exhausted beyond imagining, and dressed for war. It was a story that we discussed telling for Sandman's 20th anniversary... but the time got away from us. And now, with Sandman's 25th anniversary year coming up, I'm delighted, and nervous, that that story is finally going to be told," |
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Audiodrama
| ?? May 2013 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #4 TBA |
| ?? Aug 2013 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #5 TBA |
| ?? Nov 2013 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #6 TBA |
| ?? ?? 2013 | Retromancer Blinder of a script written… just needs funding… |
| ?? Feb 2014 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #7 TBA |
| ?? May 2014 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #8 TBA |
| ?? Aug 2014 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #9 TBA |
| ?? Nov 2014 | Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #10 TBA |
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TV
| 01 Apr 2013 | Game Of Thrones (series 3) Series three to be A Storm Of Swords, Part 1 |
| 07 Apr 2013 | Once Upon A Time (series 2) Showing in UK on: Five |
| ?? Apr 2013 | Defiance Showing in UK on: SyFy post alien invasion fightback |
| Spring 2013 | In The Flesh Zombies redefined as "people with a medical condition" and home to their families. |
| Summer 2013 | Stephen King's Under The Dome Serialised into 13 parts |
| Autumn 2013 | S.H.I.E.L.D. Joss Whedon's telly spin-off from The Avengers (Assemble) |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell Showing in UK on: BBC1 Adaptation of Susanna Clarke's novel |
| ?? ??? ???? | A.L.F. Yes, they're bringing back ALF from 1980s Melmak… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Amazon Reboot of Wonder Woman with a new origins story… renaming Diana Prince as Iris… |
| ?? ??? ???? | American Gods HBO mini series being adapted by Neil Gaiman. Produced by Tom Hanks. |
| 18 Mar 2013 | Bates Motel Psycho: Norman Bates, The Early Years… oh dear… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Blake's 7 Picked up by SyFy |
| ?? ??? ???? | DaVinci's Demons |
| ?? ??? ???? | Dracula 10 part series featuring Jonathan Rhys Meyers as The Count |
| ?? ??? ???? | Exorcist: The Beginning Spin-off series |
| ?? ??? ???? | Gotham |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Hulk Guillermo Del Toro on hold… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Journey To The West 13 part serial being adapted by Neil Gaiman. Probably better known as Monkey! in the UK |
| ?? ??? ???? | Neighbours A family move into a new neighbourhood, where the residents are all aliens… |
| ?? ??? ???? | New Nabors A family's neighbours turn out to be The Muppets! What's not to like!! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Once Upon A Time (Series 2) Showing in UK on: Fi5e |
| ?? ??? ???? | Space 2099 Yes, they're rebooting Gerry Anderson's Space 1999 in a new century… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Star Wars: Underworld |
| ?? ??? 2015 | Thunderbirds CGI Puppetry… |
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Films In Development
| ?? ??? 2012 | [●REC]4: Apocalypse |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Exists Sasquatch hunts humans. From the people who brought you The Blair Witch Project. Oh dear. |
| ?? ??? 2012 | Bill & Ted #3 |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Day of the Triffids Sam "Evil Dead" Raimi producing |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Dominion: Dinosaurs vs Aliens Barry Sonnenfield directing Grant Morrisson's adap of his graphic novel |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Dracula Eli Roth directing Russell Crowe as Drac… |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Frank Loose biopic based on the career of Chris Sievey/Frank Sidebottom.. |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Girl Who Played With Fire David Fincher's remake of the 2nd Millenium Movie |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Human Centipede III: Final Sequence Yes, it's been scripted and the cast signed on to reprise their HC2 roles… |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Last Voyage of The Demeter The bit in Dracula where The Count travels in his coffin from Transylvania to England. Expanded into a movie with Viggo "Aragorn, son of Arathorn" Mortensen |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Pride and Prejudice... and Zombies |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Rentaghost: The Movie Russell Brand has been replaced by Ben Stiller as Fred Mumford |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Short Circuit Remake. Oh Mr Johnny Five, this good news, no? |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Stephen King's The Stand Remake - latest is that it may be split into several films or another mini-series. |
| ?? ??? 2013 | Suspiria Back on again (probably without Natalie Portman now) |
| ?? ??? 2014 | Crimson Peak Guillermo Del Toro scary stuff |
| ?? ??? 2014 | Jurassic Park 4 Kicking off a new trilogy… oh dearie me… |
| ?? ??? 2014 | The Night Stalker Johnny Depp as Kolchak in the film adap of the series |
| ?? ??? 2014 | Pinocchio Guillermo del Toro directing |
| ?? ??? 2014 | Woman in Black: Angels of Death Hammer's [unnecessary] sequel to The Woman In Black set 20 years later… |
| ?? ??? 2014 | Zorro Reborn "The Fox" is rebooted! |
| Summer 2015 | Justice League |
| ?? ??? 2015 | Avatar 2 |
| ?? ??? 2015 | Doctor Who David "Harry Potter" Yates taking it on |
| ?? ??? 2015 | Star Wars: Episode VII JJ Abrams to direct. George Lucas has written the first draft of the screenplays for parts 7, 8 & 9… |
| ?? ??? 2016 | Angry Birds 3D YES! An animated movie about the recovery of eggs from thieving porkers by temper infused avians! |
| ?? ??? 2017 | Star Wars: Episode VIII |
| ?? ??? 2019 | Star Wars: Episode IX |
| ?? ??? ???? | 20,000 leagues Under The Sea David Fincher directing. Starts Brad Pitt |
| ?? ??? ???? | Abarat Adap of books 1 & 2 of Clive Barker's series. To be produced once books 3 & 5 published. |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Amazing Spider-Man 3 |
| ?? ??? ???? | Assassins Creed Michael Fassbender to star as Altair |
| ?? ??? ???? | Atlantis Rising Comic book adap - may be a miniseries? |
| ?? ??? ???? | Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Remake in development! Possibly late 2012, or sometime in 2013. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Avatar 3 |
| ?? ??? ???? | Avatar 4 Only a possibility of Avatar 4 at moment |
| ?? ??? ???? | Batman Reboot (for a change!). Apparenly, due to the Avengers success, this one is to begin setting up a JLA movie. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Beetlejuice 2 Tim Burton back at the helm, and Michael Keaton now signed on to reprise role as Beetlejuice! Written by Seth Grahame-Smith, author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, etc |
| ?? ??? ???? | Blade Runner 2 No prequel, and Harrison Ford WON'T be in it… unless Ridley decides he can have a brief cameo. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Boy Scouts vs Zombies Jesus. It gets worse… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Carpe Diem: The Adventures of a Demon Hunting Soccer Mom With a title like that, I gotta see it! |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Crow Legal details now resolved, so reboot going ahead. Can't see this being an improvement on the original. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Enormous André "TrollHunter" Øvredal adapting the comic strip for film, webisodes and TV… hold on… weren't they doing that with The Dark Tower? Looks where that's ended up - dropped into Limbo… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Evangelion Live action. Embroid in legal wrangles. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Fantastic Four Reboot… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Flight of the Navigator Remake of the '80s classic |
| ?? ??? ???? | Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest Remake of the 3rd Millenium Movie |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Graveyard Book Henry Selick adapting another Neil Gaiman book. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Now retitled. Guillermo Del Toro's takes on DC/Vertigo. Deadman, The Spectre, Alec Holland, John Constantine, The Stranger, Zatanna, Zatara, Sargon and Etrigan. (Oooh, A Murder Of Crows from Saga Of The Swamp Thing?) |
| ?? ??? ???? | Hellboy 3 Guillermo Del Toro has started work on it! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Hellraiser In development |
| ?? ??? ???? | Here There Be Monsters 18th Century sea monster stuff |
| ?? ??? ???? | Highlander Reboot up again… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Hulk 3 |
| ?? ??? ???? | I Am Legend 2 How can he be a legend again? Oh, he wasn't in the first film either… JUST MAKE "I AM LEGEND" PROPERLY! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Stephen King's 'IT' Back on again! Cary Fukunaga relaces David Kajganich as writer, and becomes director. Also, it's being split into 2 movies (like the mini-series, then!) |
| ?? ??? ???? | Jitters Giant killer insects… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Legend of Conan As if Rocky Balboa and John J. Rambo's decrepit outings of an ancient weren't enough OAP porn for ya, Arnie returns in Conan: The Old Gimmer or some such! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Little Shop Of Horrors Remake of the Musical version, developed by (and starring) Joseph Gordon-Levitt |
| ?? ??? ???? | Logan's Run Rumour is the remake's back on again… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Masters Of The Universe Prince Adam of Eternia returns as He-Man! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Monsters: Dark Continent Sequel to Monsters. As of the original borefest wasn't enough tedium for anyone, they want to bore us to death again! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Monty Python's… Untitled tale of aliens giving superpowers to a human for laughs. All the remaining Pythons… except, of course, Eric Idle who's refusing at the moment. |
| ?? ??? ???? | The Mummy Part of Universal's 100 year celebrations, another reboot |
| ?? ??? ???? | Myst Right. Latest is that there were… disagreements... on how to proceed. Those set on adapting The Book Of Ti'ana, and who though that wasn't a good introduction to Myst and wanted a new direction. Acrimonious splits ensued. When film the rights came to the end of the option period, a second lease was refused, and the option has been passed to Delve Films. Amongst the bitching, the film is slowly being developed again... but I wouoldn't hold my breath if I were me! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Necroscope FX Artist Glenn Hetrick (one of the judges on SyFy channel's "Face Off") has announced he is working on the project! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Neuromancer Adap of William Gibson novel |
| ?? ??? ???? | Night Of The Living Tim Burton & Seth Grahame-Smith developing |
| ?? ??? ???? | Paranormal Activity 6 |
| ?? ??? ???? | Pirates of the Carribean 5 FFS |
| ?? ??? ???? | Poltergeist Sam Raimi remaking |
| ?? ??? ???? | Prometheus 2 Script now being written… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Shadow of the Colossus Adaptation of the game |
| ?? ??? ???? | Tape 4 Some Lovecratian terror! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Time After Time Remake of the 80s classic - Jack The Ripper escapes to modern times in HG Wells Time Machine, chased by… HG Wells himself! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Timecrimes US Remake of the Spanish classic |
| ?? ??? ???? | Triplets! Sequel to Twins! Schwarzenegger and DeVito discover their long-lost Brother (Eddie Murphy)… Recently confirmed by DeVito as actually being in development. Oh dear…. |
| ?? ??? ???? | Tron 3 Confirmed by Bruce Boxleitner! |
| ?? ??? ???? | Two Worlds Colliding Michael Hutchence/INXS biopic |
| ?? ??? ???? | Van Helsing Reboot, with Tom Cruise as Van Helsing… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Venom Spidey-Man spin off |
| ?? ??? ???? | Videodrome Remake back on the table… |
| ?? ??? ???? | Wayne's World 3 Mike Myers has written a first draft… |
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In Limbo
| IN LIMBO | Akira Production once again halted… |
| IN LIMBO | At The Mountains Of Madness Guillerro Del Toro's plans are ruined. Ridley Scott's Prometheus is more-or-lese the same concept. |
| IN LIMBO | Chrome Pendragon Pictures sci-fi flick |
| IN LIMBO | Stephen King's The Dark Tower Dropped (again!). Hoping to be picked up by another company… |
| IN LIMBO | Forbidden Planet Remake written & directed by Babylon 5's J. Michael Straczynski |
| IN LIMBO | Ghostbusters 3 Officially dead. Bill Murray has said NO WAY, and unless he's on board, there will be no movie |
| IN LIMBO | Good Omens Gaiman/Pratchett movie adaptation to be directed by Terry Gilliam |
| IN LIMBO | Hawk The Hunter Sequel to Hawk The Slayer, currently awaiting funding. |
| IN LIMBO | Hawk The Destroyer Final in the Hawk trilogy. Presumably waiting for funding, or after Hawk The Hunter |
| IN LIMBO | Hallowe'en Reboot on hold, whilst they concentrate on he Hellraiser remake |
| IN LIMBO | Hallowe'en III 3D Either a remake of the Nigel Kneale Silver Shamrock version, or a sequel to Rob Zombie's crapfest |
| IN LIMBO | Neverwhere Gaiman movie adaptation awaiting a director |
| IN LIMBO | Power of the Dark Crystal Sequel to The Dark Crystal Back on hold as of 21 Feb 2012, as OmniLab cut all funding due to the failure of their crap film 'The Killer Elite'. The Henson Group may speak to them later in 2012 about further development, or seek a new partner, or can the whole project. Again. |
| IN LIMBO | Sandman Gaiman TV Series adaptation awaiting a suitable director - Eric Kripke (Supernatural) was promising, but eventually turned down. |
| IN LIMBO | Tripods, The Movie adaptation of the trilogy, re-set in America. |
| IN LIMBO | Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Teresa Banks And The Last Seven Days Of Laura Palmer Remastered DVD/Blu-Ray with deleted scenes |
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Last month
| 31 Mar 2013 | Resistanz |
| 30 Mar 2013 | Resistanz |
| 30 Mar 2013 | Dr Who Easter Special |
| 25 Mar 2013 | The Stranglers |
| 25 Mar 2013 | The Stone Tape |
| 25 Mar 2013 | The Princess Bride: 25th Anniversary Edition |
| 25 Mar 2013 | Grimm (Series 2.2) |
| 25 Mar 2013 | Depeché Mode |
| 23 Mar 2013 | Alice's Adventures In Wonderland |
| 22 Mar 2013 | John Dies At The End |
| 22 Mar 2013 | Jack The Giant Slayer |
| 21 Mar 2013 | The Selector |
| 21 Mar 2013 | Clannad |
| 20 Mar 2013 | Stiff Little Fingers |
| 18 Mar 2013 | The Bay |
| 18 Mar 2013 | Silent Hill: Revelation |
| 18 Mar 2013 | Deicide |
| 16 Mar 2013 | Neverwhere |
| 15 Mar 2013 | Maniac |
| 11 Mar 2013 | Willow |
| 08 Mar 2013 | Oz: The Great & The Powerful |
| 06 Mar 2013 | Halestorm |
| 04 Mar 2013 | Stiches |
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