Farcebook!
One of my readers was complainant of the "Suggested Page" feature. Seems she keeps getting various Dominatrix pages suggested for some reason.
And what does The Xym get?
Bloody B&Q!! Power drill, hedge trimmers and firelighters. And B&Q doesn't even have them scantily clad womens in leather thrusting ankle grinders into their groins and sparking about the place.
Anyhoo. It seems B&WQ are fed up of trying to flog me trellising and ratchets. It seems I'm now being bombarded with a suggested app. An app called "Zoosk".
Now, some wit thought it highly hilarious to sign Xym up for this ages ago, and it was promptly deleted (although The Culprit still hasn't confessed, so I can't give 'em a good kick in the tits). But looking at the app photo splattered on my page, it seems Zook is a dating site for them "Undateable" deformed peoples.
On my home page, I has a cover photo. An arrangement of Xym's harem of Pretties1. Normal Pretties. In normal positions.
Not so Zoosk.
Seems the promotional shot caters for a specific deformity. For it is a mass of ladies with one thing in common.
Spazzy heads.
It seems these creatures are some form of hybrid crab, for instead of a normal, full-frontal profile shot, they can only be caught on camera from the side. Presumably this is why their head is turned 87° to the right, so they can see where they're going when they scuttle along.
Not only can they not face front, but their heads are so heavy, it slumps forward to bury the chin in the side of the neck.
But the independant eyes still lift up from the deformed pose to gaze into camera.
Which distracts from the trout pout. Perhaps it's the huge fish lips that forms a gravity well that draws cocks into it. Sucked off into a singularity of infinite mass.
And for some reason, their right arms disappears into the top right of the photo, as if forever pointing at something lurking over your shoulder. Or giving a Hitler salute. Or fingering the flange of a fellow female fellator in a pseudo-Xym sandwich. or something.
Suggested page my best hat!
1. NOW DON'T GET ALL MIFFED IF YOU'RE NOT ON THERE! I ONLY USED PRETTIES I HAD PICTURES OF ME WITH. THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER PRETTIES I'D LOVE TO HAVE ON THERE, BUT IF I USED THEIR PICS, I'D PROBABLY BE STEWED FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT OR INAPPROPRIATE STALKERAGE OR SOMETHING!
