...and they're, like, it smells like turds.
Last night, in post chillian Pedrogasm glow, I heards about BubbleTea!
"eh, whut? BubbleTea? What the spurty jizzcock is THAT?" I hear you ask?
Well, BubbleTea is Tea (or coffee. or a yoghurty smoothie) with exotic ingredients, and bubbles.
Said bubbles being milky white globs of jelly floating about in yer beverage!
And what is this congealed globular mass?
Tapioca!
Hold on a minute...
Milky white pearls of jellified gunk floating in a watery mass...
Tapioca? Spermatozoa, more like! Foreigners whacking off into the frothy morass and leaving their pearl necklaces suspended in a watery sea of milky goodness!
BubbleTea?
BukkakeTea, I shouldn't wonder!
Although I think I got leperously diseased spunk in mine, for instead of drifting milky white pears of rice pudding swirling about my warm Black Forest Bubble Latte (Expresso + Red Berry Puree + Belgian Chocolate Sauce + Skimmed Assam milk), I had black balls of jelly!
Still, quite tasty though!
Initially, a rather disconcerting experience, sucking up some hot coffee, and getting a mouthful of chewy as well, but you gets used to it.
And what makes the BubbleTea shop even better, is that they also do Hot Dogs.
Hot Dogs with real Germanic Frankfurters! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom....
