Go onstage late and dissapoint kids
BIEBER PATROL!
Well, what a week for talentless pop scumbag Justin Diva.
First of all, he has a right old paddy in his dressing room behaving like a brat.
"Mr Bieber! It's a riot out there! Kids are screaming! You gotta go on before their beddy -bo-boze timehz."
"Fuck you, Mr Manager! I'm Justin Beiber, and I'll go on when I want. Except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustman1"
Anyhoo, the little scrote decided to go on 2 hours later at 10:35pm... 10 minutes after many of the last trains home have left. So he had to perform to very few underage groupies (the rest having been dragged off home by Mum to get some sleep before school in the morning).
Backlash! Every Belieber hates him!
Realising he's damaged his fan base, he goes for the sympathy vote.
Runs a bit on stage, and gets out of breath! OMG, like The Bieber has fainted on stage and been rushed to horsepickle! Oh noes! We luvs him again!
Oh wait... he didn't faint on stage and wasn't rushed to horsepickle? What? He had a 20 minute "recovery" break from the "bit out of breath dash" between the 2 halves of his "act", and at the end of the gig, decided to go to horsepickle.
And prompty issued an image of his sickly, fainted, ill, emacited self all on life support in horsepickle...
...well, a photo of him mainly nudie on a bed, posing to show off his six-pack to get the underage girls to forget he's just faked a major SHOCK INCIDENT ON STAGE!
And we loves him again...
...oh what, he's gone mental, and attacking photographers? And after getting into his chauffeur driven car, gets out to attack them again? What a fuckin' violent little spoilt brat shitearse talentless twat!
On the plus side, he's had such a "negative experience" of performing in the UK, he's NEVER COMING TO THE UK EVER AGAIN!
Oh my! Oh joy! Oh bliss! Let me just revel in that a little longer!
JUSTIN BIEBER IS NEVER COMING TO THE UK EVER AGAIN!
Result!
1 AND BY RUDELY AWAKENED, HE MEANS A BUMMING, WHICH IS VERY RUDE INDEED.
A HABITUAL VOYEUR OF WHAT IS KNOWN AS...
...NOB GAGS!
AAAAAALL THE PENII, SO MANY PENII, AND THEY ALL GO IN HIS HAND
HAND JOBS FROM PÆDOS
NOB GAGS!
ETC, ETC...
