Friday, 6 March 2015

Ah shut up, open wide, here I cum...

I know we're in the midst of that there austerity, but it's come to something when mouth doctors are luring their purty mouthed clients into prostitution!

There's this advert on the tellybox, where some poor, unsuspecting pretty young thing is all perplexed. 

"Why is my dentist asking me to Go Pro?"

Well, clearly he's a pimp wanting her to be his be-atch. After checking out her cakehole, he's deemed her fit for a bit of Oral B¹ and needs to go into prostitution. 

Which is somewhat less dodgy that gassing her out on the pretext of giving her a filling, and filling her with his own special toothpaste. Well and truly giving her teeth a good scrape and polish with his social mouth poker.

What, you thought that white gloop he keeps putting in your mouth was toothpaste? or polish? Why do you think they force you to guzzle that foul tasting mouthwash? Remove any spunky DNA evidence they've been coating your cum encrusted canines with!

And not only is one woman all confused at being groomed into "going pro", he's working to a script! ANOTHER trollop is now on the tellybox, with the exact same speech as the other dumb gum-numbed nubile nympho!

Oh-ho! Beware of gob fiddlers! You'll go in for a check-up, and end up strapped in a toybox chair with all your toothipegs extracted, pimped out for gummy blowjobs!

¹ WHICH, AS WE ALL KNOW, IS DENTAL SHORTHAND FOR ORAL BLOWIE