Tie me kangeroo down, sport, and coat it in a special blend of secret herbs and spices...

Let us not mention vehicular assistance for pummeling pugilistic Polish Pretties punching powerfully ending in disaster(ish)...

Let us not mention the impact pain running up one's shoulder and through one's neck due to pummeling pugilistic Polish Pretties punching powerfully...

What we WILL mention is driving past KFC late at night and seeing their new option,

PULLED CHICKEN!!!

WTAF? Is this similar to choked chicken? A twist on them chavvy burger tossers hilariously adding their own special condiments to the burger?

"Hello, my Pretty, what can I get you"
"Urgh, Just give a burger, you scabby no-mark"
"Pulled pork sword with choked chicken mayo on it's way"

Disgusting, the filth they serve in these fast food places! And they get away with it too!

Take a good long look at that picture of Colonel Sanders,

Then take a look at Rolf Harris.

Note the similarity? 

No way am I ever ordering a filet o' fish now! For all I know, it's a M^cSpunky filet o' flange that some antipodean pædo has been dipping his didgeridoo in.

Can y'tell what it is yet?

Yeah, a M^cFlurry from out of your 'extra leg', I'll wager!