I loves me Follicle Færie! She might just have to go to the top of my Harem! Overthrowing Her and Her, and even Ultimate Pretty, Supreme Pretty, Phwoarsome Pretty, and...
Why?
Cos me barnet is whitey white! All Oral-B Pro shiny whitey like an albino sharksfin splicing the watery heights of cranial oceanry. or something.
Always wanted white, but usually end up being a golden God or the creamy yellow of a Gregg's cake at about 4pm that's been sat in the sun with the cooler off all day so it's become all Lurpacky.
And in the interests of racial equality, although I have a white supremacy plumage, the shave sides are still black.
But Midge has done me proud... although I'd've prefered it if she's just "done me". or something.
