Man, I feel like sniffin' a woman...
Doo doo be doo d'doo doo!
♪ I'm going out tonight
I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let my tits hang out ♪
So, I already own one of Steve 'Visage' Strange's iconic hats, and now a new Celebrity Pretty crotch sweat saddle sniffin' opportunity has come up!
But motorcycle seats infused with the scent of sweaty leather clad clammy quim and dampened derrière cums at a price...
...therefore, can anyone gift me $99,000 for Shania Twain's Bike? Or $12,500 for her short, skimpy dress?
Not for me! It's for my... um... Other Half¹ to... err... yeah, dress up for masqueradey rôle play shennanigans!!
Ooooh, actually, if you're visiting The Harry Potter Experience, can you try and evade security and get a 5-finger discount on Bellatrix's dress for me?
Even better, if you can deliver either containing the relevant artist (preferably 'gone commando'),
I tried to get Claudia Wankleman for a quid in today's sweepstake and failed, so I need to recoupe my losses through other celebrity clunge. or something...
¹ IMAGINARY OTHER HALF YOU MEAN, XYM!!
