Saturday, 7 March 2015

Massage in a bockle...

ngaiiiyeaow!!! 

  I really need a masseuse...

...and I'm not going t'chippy for a fish supper from the friendly ladies housed upstairs (allegedly!)...

...any Pretties want to come give Xym a rubbing? I'll pay in Starbucks & the ever-increasing-in-popularity long lingering XymHugs...

...as long as you can restrain yerself from turning a soothing neck massage into strangulating The Xym...

I dunno though... auto-erotic asphyxiation worked for David Carradine & Michael Hutchence (as long as you don't do it in excess). or something...