No earwigs in my fridge at midnight...

♪ Sanctuary
  ♪ Blue Hotel
    ♪ I Think We're Alone Now
      ♪ U Can't Kill Me
        ♪ Savage
          ♪ Freeze
            ♪ Birdsong
              ♪ Say When
                ♪ Rocky Road
                  ♪ Lucky Number
                    ♪ Angels
                      ♪ New Toy
                        ♪ Wicked Witch
                          ♪ Light
                            ♪ To Tender To Touch
*encore*
  ♪ Details
    ♪ Home

Lene Lovich Band @ Norwich Arts Center, Norwich, 29th Nov 2013

Xym's list of exciting stuff (Dec '13)...

December

2nd	Big Trouble In Little China - Blu-Ray & Steelbook
9th	Kick-Ass 2 - Blu-Ray & DVD releaased
11th	The Damned - playing at Norwich UEA
13th	Hobbit #2: The Desolation Of Smaug - in cinemas
18th	Fields of the Nephilim/The Mission - playing at O2 Academy, Brixton
21st	Combichrist - playing at Slimelight
25th	The Time Of The Doctor - BBC1, 7:30pm
26th	47 Ronin - in cinemas
28th	Liqueur: A Tribute To The Cure - Inbetween (Xmas and New Year) Days: playing at Norwich Whatacunt

Fannuary 2014

3rd	Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones - FFS. In Cinemas, if you REALLY must…
24th	I, Frankenstein - in cinemas
31st	Blake's 7: Classic Audio Adventures #1 - New audio drama: Fractures
??	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #7 - 3 new audio dramas: Spy, Disorder, The Hard Road

Rest of 2014

07 Feb 2014	Robocop - in cinemas
22 Feb 2014	Liqueur: A Tribute To The Cure - playing at The O2, Islington
?? Feb 2014	Blake's 7: Classic Audio Adventures #2 - New audio drama: Battleground
14 Mar 2014	Dawn of the Planet of the Apes - in cinemas
14 Mar 2014	Maleficent - in cinemas. Angelina Jolie cast as Maleficient .
?? Mar 2014	Blake's 7: Classic Audio Adventures #3 - New audio drama: Drones
04 Apr 2014	Captain America: The Winter Soldier - in cinemas
?? Apr 2014	Blake's 7: Classic Audio Adventures #4 - New audio drama: Mirror
02 May 2014	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 - in cinemas
16 May 2014	Ninja Turtles - in cinemas. Megan Fox cast as April O'Neill. Oh dear…
16 May 2014	Godzilla - reboot in cinemas
22 May 2014	X-Men: Days Of Future Past - in cinemas
?? May 2014	Blake's 7: Classic Audio Adventures #5 - New audio drama: Cold Fury
?? May 2014	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #8 - New audio drama(s)
?? Jun 2014	Blake's 7: Classic Audio Adventures #6 - New audio drama: Caged
10 Jul 2014	Transformers 4: Age Of Extinction - in cinemas
01 Aug 2014	Guardians of the Galaxy - in cinemas
22 Aug 2014	Sin City 2: A Dame To Kill For - in cinemas
?? Aug 2014	Blake's 7: The Liberator Chronicles #9 - New audio drama(s)
?? Aug 2014	Fool's Assassin - First in a new trilogy about Fitz and The Fool, by Robin Hobb
12 Sep 2014	Resident evil 6 - in cinemas
?? Sep 2014	Being Frank: The Chis Sievey Story - DVD//Blu-ray released. Bio-pic about Chris Sievey/Frank Sidebottom
21 Nov 2014	Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay pt 1 - in cinemas
?? Dec 2014	Hobbit #3: There And Back Again - in cinemas
?? ??? 2014	Evangelion 3.33: You Can [not] Redo - released on Blu-Ray
?? ??? 2014	Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut - released on Blu-Ray
?? ??? 2014	The Tomorrow People - Will be aired on Channel 4

2015

?? Apr 2015	Crimson Peak - Guillero Del Toro movie in cinemas
01 May 2015	Avengers: Age Of Ultron - in cinemas. Joss Whedon writer/director! Script now has Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch
17 Jul 2015	Batman vs Superman - in cinemas
06 Nov 2015	Ant-Man - in cinemas
20 Nov 2015	Hunger Games 3: Mockingjay pt 2 - in cinemas

2016

?? ??? 2016

Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Men Tell No Tales - in cinemas

Rumour Mill

Film	Evil Dead 4 - Bruce & Sam working on Army Of Darkness 2. May link into the recent "Evil Dead" remake/sequel
Film	Hellraiser - Clive Barker set to rewrite the reboot

Duffin my arse...

"But Xym, it's a Muffin... AND a doughnut! A duffin!"

Sorry, I think you'll find it's actually a Muffnut.

That said, asking my harem of Starbucks serving wenches to give me muffnuts could give them the wrong impression.

Although, this IS "Teh" Xym, so wouldn't be all that wrong, now would it!

Sophie Cinnamon...

Served by my sexy Sarbucks siren, a warmed up cinnamon swirly bun thingy...

With a gingybread latté...

THIS is heaven!

Hey, Bitch, this is why you're in Nottingham...

♪ Resurrection (intro)
  ♪ I Am Dust
    ♪ Metal
      ♪ Everything Comes Down To This
        ♪ Films
          ♪ Here In The Black
            ♪ The Fall
              ♪ The Calling
                ♪ Down In The Park
                  ♪ Pure
                    ♪ Splinter
                      ♪ Lost
                        ♪ When The Sky Bleeds
                          ♪ We're The Unforgiven
                            ♪ Love Hurt Bleed
                              ♪ A Prayer For The Unborn
*encore*
  Cars
    ♪ Are 'Friends' Electric?
      ♪ My Last Day

Gary Numan, Splinter Tour @ Rock City, Nottingham, 10th Nov 2013

Always take yer feathers with you...

Oh, once more my millinery accoutrément lands me in a spot of bother with follicly challenged gayboy chavscum!

This week, I was in my Steampunky feathery hornyness, and was met with occasional demands to let others adorn their ocularity with the purple spex of sexyness, or the gorgeous goggles of begogglery.

Anyhoo, as ever, there are those who want to actually wear one's cranial top-piece, and for some reason get all arsey is they's not alloweded to!

In the smoking area:
"Can I wear yer 'at mate?"
"No. It's my hat. I'll have all hat hair. So no."

Up on the dance floor
"Go on, lerrus wear your hat"
"No"

In the bog corridor
"Giz a wear o' yer hat"
"NO! That's thrice you've asked and yous not gonna wear it!"

Leaving the Whatacunt
*Git tries to swipe one's topper*
"Oi! You've been told no! Leave us alone!"

Outside...
*git sneaks up behind, and actually thieves one's hat and covers his own cunty coiffuré! *
*Xym swipes back the hat, and unlike previous hat-based altercations with gayboy chavscum, decides not tp punch the burglar in the face*
*git burst into tears at not being allowed to wear Xym's hat.*

Oh well. One also suspects one may have killed one's chances with my Starbucks Siren, who I think may have witness me berating the "thieving fat cunt" for being a thieving fat cunt.

Nothing ever changes, does it!