The things these washed up old celebs will do to get a bit of screen time!
Apparently, Wizbit himself (and the lovely Debbie McGee with her rampant rabbit) was doing some sorcery at the weekend and sawed his finger off.
Sawed his finger off my arse!
Not sawing his finger off my arse as in the sawing off of an inserted digit from my rectum. I mean sawed his finger off my arse! as in disbelief.
I've seen loads of magicians saw their thumb off. You just fold your thumb in, and slide the other thumb over the top! It's one of the simplest tricks a Magic Ian can do!
I reckon it was an excuse to get out of the annual fingering of the missus¹ when he wanted to read an Ali Bunghole autobiography instead coz he's too old to pleasure the young delectable Debbie McNympho (who thought Paul saying "Uju Buju Suck Another Juju" was a request for her to perform that special wand vanishing down (and up, and down, and up, and down...) her gob trick).
Izzy Wizzy let's get Jizzy!
As she said when fisting Sooty up his gluten g-spot!
¹ HA HA THIS-A WAY
HA HA THAT-A WAY
HA HA THIS-A WAY
MY...
OH MY!
OH MY GOD!!!!!²
² YES, I'M REFERRING TO THE LOVELY DEBBIE MCGEE INSTRUCTING PAUL DANIELS HOW TO PERFORM CLITORAL STIMULATION BEFORE ORGASMING TO THE THEME TUNE OF WIZBIT.
PROBABLY WHILST IN THAT AFOREMENTIONED RAMPANT RABBIT OUTFIT.
